So I arrive home.
I do not blame you! Are you going to go after him with a fleet?But of course! With only the finest of men- er- aliens.
[Impressed chirp]
So I arrive home.
After a long, three-day voyage with another day of filling reports. My husband had not expected me to arrive for Valentines Day. I’d worked hard to come home to him. What do I find? A note. A note from Captain Hook. Saying he kidnapped my husband.
…
He did what?
That is horrible!
*Sigh* Yes, I er.. I know.. I’m not particularly happy myself. At all, actually..
I do not blame you! Are you going to go after him with a fleet?
Joyeux valentin mon petit puce! I did not tell you before, so there it is!
[Excited clapping and chirping!!]
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney Houston…
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
RIP =(
what?! :(
OHGOD. NO. NONONO. NOT HIM! D: This by far more upsetting to me ):
What?! I might actually tear up. This hurts my feelings…
WHAT? NO! D:
WHAT?? NOOOOOOOOO ;A;
Oh… that is so sad… so many deaths around such a wonderful day and even those who are not famous who have to pass on… this is truly sad.
So I arrive home.
After a long, three-day voyage with another day of filling reports. My husband had not expected me to arrive for Valentines Day. I’d worked hard to come home to him. What do I find? A note. A note from Captain Hook. Saying he kidnapped my husband.
…
He did what?
That is horrible!
Bonjour Monsieur Puce! Happy Valentine's Day! ((good to see you're still around... oh also)) [✿❀✽✾❦❖ Send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a Happy Valentine’s Day ❖❦✾✽❀✿]
OH, merci!! Happy Valentine’s Day to you too and—-are those flowers…
[Observes for a moment… plucks a bulb off and eats]
DELICIOUS. Merci, merci!!
